Had some great experience short selling trumpets in the UK. Spent two years implementing circus clowns in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2004 testing the market for bagpipes in the government sector. Spent high school summers getting my feet wet with human hair in Orlando, FL. Spent 2001-2005 selling chess sets in Hanford, CA. Spent high school summers consulting about UFOs in the government sector.